FLOP LOVE

O! DEAR GIRL
DON'T LEAVE ME IN A WHIRL.
HELP ME OUT OF HERE
COME CLOSE AND NEAR.

YOU JUST SAVED MY LIFE
DO YOU WANNA BE MY WIFE ?
DON'T GIVE ME A SLAP
COZ THIS IS JUST A RAP.

CAN I CALL YOU LATER
OR WILL THIS MATTER ?
WHAT DO YOU THINK
I DON;T SMOKE OR DRINK.

I AM A COOL GUY
AND WILL PAY FOR ALL YOU BUY.
YOU ARE SO CUTE
I CAN'T REMAIN MUTE.

JUST GIVE ME A TRY
I ASSURE YOU WON'T CRY.
JUST A CHANCE
IS IT O.K. WITH THIS DANCE ?

SHE THEN SHOWED HER RING
DEVASTATED, I STOPPED TO SING.
ONLY THEN I KNEW SHE WAS A DEAF
MARRIED TO A TO CHEF.