Monday, March 9, 2009

MY BROTHER'S COLLEGE

DA-IICT IS A SPLENDID COLLEGE
WHERE ALL ARE FULL OF KNOWLEDGE.
MY BRO. WAS A SORT OF REVOLUTIONARY HERO
WHOM I CONSIDERED A TOTAL ZERO.

NAME ANYTHING, YOU'LL GET THERE
WITH SO MANY PEOPLT TO TAKE CARE.
THE CAMPUS IS DEVASTATINGLY GOOD
THE BEST PART IS CAFETERIA FOOD.

I WENT THERE MANY TIME ONLY TO EAT
IT IS PURELY VEG., SO NO FISH NO MEAT.
THE BURGER AND GRANITA IN JAVA GREEN (YUMMY....)
WITH ALL FACILITY AND SO CLEAN.

THE OPEN AIR THEATER
WITH DEEP STEPS LIKE A CRATER.
THE HOSTEL ROOMS ARE SO FINE
WITH EVERY BLOCK & WING IN LINE.

ICT IS THE ONLY COURSE
ALL ABOUT INPUT, OUTPUT & WORKING.
THERE IS A CRICKET GROUND
BY DEFAULT NOT OVAL BUT ROUND.

COLLEGE PREMISES IS SO VAST
4 YEARS OF MEMORY WILL ALWAYS LAST.
PROFFESSORS ARE FULL OF EGO & PRIDE
ULTIMATELY IT’S THE STUDENTS WHO CRIED. (NO GRAMMAR CHK ….)

(KALOO), PUGLI, SLIM, GAUTAM, ANKIT, BIYA, PARAG, VAIBHAV, PYRO, VED…

THESE ARE THOSE DUDES WHO WERE MY GOOD FRIENDS
THOSE CLEVER PEOPLE WHO COULD ADAPT ANY TREND.
STUDENTS THERE WERE GENEROUS AND KIND
YET SOME WERE RUDE & RULED THEIR OWN MIND.

NEVER GOT CHANCE TO SEE THE LECTURE HALL
WHICH IS AS COLOSSAL AS 3 STORIED MALL.
ENTRANCE WELCOMES WITH A CIRCULAR LAKE
BUT THERE IS NO OFFICIAL DISCO TO SHAKE.

WATCHING MOVIES WAS EVERYONE'S HOBBY
EVEN AT MIDNIGHT CHEARFULLY ROAMING IN LOBBY.
COLLEGE LIFE IS SO FULL OF FUN AND FROLIC
WHILE SCHOOLING IS SO DULL & MELANCHOLIC. (ME STILL IN SKUL)

LIFE AND WIFE - TWO SIDES OF A COIN

WHAT IS THERE IN LIFE
IF THERE IS NO WIFE.
TAKE A KNIFE
AND END YOUR LIFE.


IF YOU TAKE A WIFE
BUT NOW THERE IS NO LIFE.
THEN TAKE A KNIFE
AND END HER LIFE.

ADIEU !!

ALL THESE 12 YEARS OF STUDIES
NOW ENDING WITH FUN,FROLIC & BUDDIES.
THIS MAY FEEL LITLE BAD
BUT THERE IS NOTHING TO BE SAD.

I HATE TO BIG GOODBYE TO YOU ALL
REMEMBER, ALWAYS STAY ON TOP DON'T EVER FALL.
ONCE YOU MAKE ANY DECISION
IGNORE EVERY OTHER SUGGESTION.

YOU NEED TO HAVE A STRONG BASE
TO SURVIVE THIS COMPETATIVE RAT RACE.
YOU NEED TO HAVE BELIEF
ONLY THEN YOU WILL GET RELIEF.

WHERE EVER YOU GO, LEAVE YOUR IMPRESSION
STAY POSITIVE, NEVER FALL IN DEPRESSION.
MONEY & FAME IS NOT ALL THAT LIFE
THERE IS MUCH BEYOND SOCIETY, PEOPLE & WIFE.

TEACHER ALWAYS WORKED IN EXCESS
SO THAT ALL COULD ACHIEVE LI'LE SUCCESS.
THEY TOUGHT US MANY ASPECTS
ITS UPTO YOU TO SHOW SOME RESPECT.

FUTURE WILL HAIL YOUR ABILITY
YOU NEED TO ATTAIN STABILITY.
THE BETTER YOU GIVE
THE BETTER YOU RECEIVE.

GRASP EVERYTHING YOU HEAR BY EARS
ONLY THEN YOU WILL OVENCOME YOUR FEARS.
ITS NOT TOO LATE, ITS NEVER TOO LATE
AND THE REST LEAVE IT FOR THE FATE.

SAYING GOODBYE IS REALLY HARD
JUST 1 MORE YEAR, I FACE THE SAME CARD. ( ME IN 11th.....)
LIFE IS ALL ABOUT USING YOUR SKILLS
JUST A BUMPY RIDE WITH RISKY THRILLS.

FINALLY........................

BEST OF LUCK FOR YOUR LIFETIME TEST
WITH FULL CONFIDENCE, PERFORM YOUR BEST.
WRITE WITH ALL YOUR KNOWLEDGE
ONLY THEN YOU WILL GET INTO A GOOD COLLEGE.

LOCKED UP

WHEN YOU ARE LOCKED & NOWHERE TO GO
LIFE BECOMES TEDIOUS AND SLOW.
YOU STAY INSIDE 4 WALLS
NOT EVEN PHONE TO MAKE CALLS.

YOU FEEL CONSTANT EYES STARING
A FEELING THAT ONE CAN’T BARE.
LIFE BECOMES BLACK & WHITE
WITH NO FREEDOM & PAJAMAS TIGHT.

EVERYTHING IS SNATCHED AWAY
WHICH MEANS NO McD, USP OR SUBWAY.
24 HOURS FULL OF WORK
THAT’S WHY IN NIGHT I SILENTLY LURK.

NOWHERE TO GO, NOTHING EXTRA TO EAT & NONE TO SEE
JUST READ, STUDY, EAT AND PEE.
I EAGERLY WANT TO BECOME 20
COZ ENJOYMENT BECOMES PLENTY.

SITTING NEXT TO NOTHING
YET A FEELING OF SOMETHING.
MY SELF-ESTEEM BECAME HIGH & STRONG
AND THIS IS HOW I PROVED OTHERS WRONG.

EXAM TROUBLE

EXAMS ARE ON THE HEAD
STRESS AND PRESSURE MAKING ME DEAD.
NEED TO SCORE MORE
PAGES AFTER PAGES READ AND TORE.

OVER ALL, UNDERSTOOD ONLY LITTLE
MIND IS SHATTERED LIKE BRITTLE.
COUNTING DAYS TO GO
IRRITATE & FUMED, BOOKS I THROW.

THIS IS MY LAST MINUTE REVISION
WITH TEACHER'S & PARENTS SUPERVISION.
WHOLE YEAR I MADE TIME GO WASTE
NOW EVERY CELL GOBBLED UP & BECOMING PASTE.

EVERYBODY IS ON THE SAME ROUTE
COZ ENJOYED MANY PARTIES WITH SUITE.
AND THOSE WHO DID NOT
ENJOYING & GLACING WITHOUT ANY KNOT.

USE EVERY CORNER OF MEMORY STRING
WRITE UP WHATEVER IT BRINGS.
EVERYTHING IS JAMMED AND SO COLD
JUST HAVE TO BE SMART AND BOLD.

MY FIRST LOVE

MY FIRST LOVE WAS LONG BACK
RECOLLECTING WITH PHOTOES IN STACK.
I WAS THEN A SMALL BOY
WHO USED TO PLAY WID TOYS.

WHEN I WAS IN MY 3rd GRADE
MY DAD TOOK ME TO A PARADE.
THERE I SAW A CUTE GIRL
DANCING & SPINNING LIKE A WHIRL.

SHE LIVED NEAR MY LOCALITY
WE ALWAYS STARED AT EACH OTHER LIKE CASUALITY.
WE STUDIED IN THE SAME SCHOOL
PLAYED AND SWAM IN THE SAME POOL.

I DANCED WITH HER ON ONE OCCASSION
I STILL CAN REMEMBER THE LOCATION.
WE USED TO SIMPLY CHAT
JOKINGLY SHAKE HAND & PAT.

I WAS TOO YOUNG TO THINK
NOW I WISH I COULD WINK.
ON THE DAY WHEN I WAS 10 YEARS OLD
IT WAS CHILLY OUT COLD.

WHEN I WAS ABOUT TO DANCE & GROOVE
TO MY SHOCK SHE SAID 'SHE HEAD TO LEAVE'.
WHY DID SHE WANTED TO SEPARATE ?
WAITING FOR THE REASON, NOW MORE DESPERATE.

SHE SAID DUE TO TRANSFER OF HER DAD
I ASKED HER 'WHAT ABOUT THIS LAD' ?
SHE DID NOT REPLY & WENT AWAY
I FELT LIKE A WRECKED PLANE ON RUNWAY.

TILL NOW I DID NOT SEE HER FACE
BUT I CONTINUED WITH MY LAFE RACE.
ONE DAY WE WILL SURELY MEET
THEN SHE WILL APOLOGISE AND
I WILL SIMPLY SHOW HER MY FEET.
I BOUGHT A WATCH
WHICH HAS A TORCH.

ITS STRAP IS BLUE
FIXED WITH GLUE.
ITS INTERIOR DIAL IS ALSO BLUE
WHICH GIVES A CLUE. ( I LOSE IT OFTENLY)

IT SHINES AT NIGHT
MAKING A GLAMOUROUS LIGHT.
IT SHOWS ME CORRECT TIME
AND SOOUNDS LIKE RHYME. (ALL WATCHES DO RHYME... TIC.. TAC)

I WEAR IT EVERY DAY
COZ IT REMINDS ME THE DAY.
EVEN IN LAKES
IT TELLS ME DATES. (WATER PROOF DA....)

I CLEAN IT TWICE
TO MAKE IT NICE.
IT ALWAYS GIVES A GLARE
THAT MAKES EVERYONE STARE.

INDEED A WONDERFUL WATCH ( ACTUALLY ITS MY EX-WATCH...)
HAVING A TORCH. ( I WEAR ROLEX WATCHES NOW)

UNBEARABLE LIFE

WHY IS OUR LIFE SO
MISERABLE AND UNBEARABLE ?
THERE ARE TIMES VERY NICE
BUT ITS ALL LIES.

THERE ARE TIMES VERY SAD
BUT THEY ARE NOT THAT BAD.
THERE ARE TIME WHEN WE SUFFER
WE AFEEL LIKE BUFFER.

THERE ARE TIMES WE ENJOY
BUT ITS NOT THE TRUE JOY.
THERE ARE TIMES WHEN WE SHINE
BUT THAT NEVER COMES IN LINE.

THERE ARE TIMES WHEN WE CRY
BUT EVEN THEN WE MUST TRY.
THERE ARE TIMES WHEN WE LAUGH
BUT ITS ONLY WHEN OUR WORK IS HALF.

SISTER

MY SISTER IS SMALL & CUTE
HER VOICE IS LIKE TUNED FLUTE.
SHE IS ALWAYS THE BEST
BE IT SPORTS OR TEST.

WHEN EVER PARENTS GO OUT FOR LUNCH
I TAKE OPPORTUNITY & GIVE HER A PUNCH.
SHE IS VERY ACTIVE & WORKS WELL
COZ I COMMAND HER TO ATTEND DOOR BELLS.

SHE IS GOOD AT STUDIES
AND HAS LOT OF BUDDIES.
FOR NO REASON WE FIGHT
WHICH IS NOT AT ALL RIGHT.

SHE ALWAYS COMPLAINTS TO MOM
MY INNOCENCE & TRUTH GOES OFF LIKE A BOMB.
STILL SHE IS MY DEVILISH SISTER
GIVEN A CHANCE I WILL LOCK HER IN A CANNISTER.

SHE ALSO TAKES MY CARE
SO I PAY HER DOUBLE FARE.
SHE IS MORE PERFECT THAN OTHERS
WHICH MAKES ME PROUD AS BROTHER.

INDIANS OF INDIA

TODAY IS OUR REPUBLIC DAY
WARN ENENIES TO STAY AT THEIR BAY.
IF THEY TRY TO CROSS THE OCEAN
INDIAN SOLDIERS WILL COME INTO MOTION.

EVERY STATE IS A SECULAR STATE
WHERE PEOPLE CHOOSE THEIR OWN GATE.
UNITED WE STAND
OVER OUR MOTHERLY LAND.

DISCRIMINATION IS YET TO BE GONE
SOME MORE EVIL HAS BEEN BORN.
WE WON'T EVER LOSE IF WE ARE ONE
FIRST TALK PEACE ONLY THEN RAISE THE GUN.

WE WILL TRY TILL THE END
BUT THE FINAL RESULT IS GOD -SENT.
WHATEVER HAPPENS, TOGETHER WE ACT
IY IS OUR BASIC FACT THAT KEEPS US INTACT.

EVEN IF ONE LISTENED TO ME TILL NOW
I TRULY SALUTE AND GIVE A BOW.
AND FOR ALL OTHERS
KEEP SPREADING PEACE AND LOVE.

FLOP LOVE

O! DEAR GIRL
DON'T LEAVE ME IN A WHIRL.
HELP ME OUT OF HERE
COME CLOSE AND NEAR.

YOU JUST SAVED MY LIFE
DO YOU WANNA BE MY WIFE ?
DON'T GIVE ME A SLAP
COZ THIS IS JUST A RAP.

CAN I CALL YOU LATER
OR WILL THIS MATTER ?
WHAT DO YOU THINK
I DON;T SMOKE OR DRINK.

I AM A COOL GUY
AND WILL PAY FOR ALL YOU BUY.
YOU ARE SO CUTE
I CAN'T REMAIN MUTE.

JUST GIVE ME A TRY
I ASSURE YOU WON'T CRY.
JUST A CHANCE
IS IT O.K. WITH THIS DANCE ?

SHE THEN SHOWED HER RING
DEVASTATED, I STOPPED TO SING.
ONLY THEN I KNEW SHE WAS A DEAF
MARRIED TO A TO CHEF.

SOLAR ECLIPSE

WHEN THE WORLD GOES DARK
YOU CAN LISTEN EVERY DOGS BARK.
YOU WILL SEE A RED BALLOON
ALL TURNS FROM BLUE TO MAROON.

DON'T GO ALONE OUT
COZ YOU ARE HELPLESS WHEN YOU SHOUT.
EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE NOT WANTED
YOU WILL BE HAUNTED.

IF YOU COME BACK TO HOME
I PROMISE TO TAKE YOU ROME.
THE SUN HAS GONE BLACK
NEW DARK ERA HAS BEEN BORN.

DON'T WORRY MY FRIEND
THIS IS THE LATEST TREND.
AN ECLIPSE HAS MADE YOU FEAR ?
JUST CHILL AND DRINK A BEER.

THEY SAY NOT TO EAT
IF NOT YOU MAY GET A BEAT.
I SAY THIS IS ALL BULL SHIT
PUT EVERYTHING IN COMPOST PIT.

DUAL MIND

I AM YES THEN NO
I AM HOT AND COLD
I AM IN THEN OUT
I AM OUT WHEN I DOUBT.

I CAN'T SELECT ANY COLLER
NEITHER RUPEE OR DOLLAR.
THIS IS MY DUAL MIND
SO I AM ANGRY AS WELL AS KIND.

I CAN'T MAKE ANY DECISION
EVEN WITH THOUSANDS OF SUGGESTION.
TOO MANY OPTIONS ARE DIFFICULT TO CHOOSE
I SOMETIMES WIN BUT STILL LOSE.

I NEED TO BE CLEAR
BUT MY MIND GOES IN REAR.
IF AT ALL ANY I SELECT
FOR OTHER OPTION I REGRET.

I NEED TO CHOOSE THE BEST
THIS IS MY GREATEST TEST.
AND FOR ALL THE REST
ITS BETTER THEY ADJUST.

DIFFICULT LIFE

MY LIFE IS HANGING
WITH GREAT BANGING.
MY MY LIFE IS A CRUISE
WITH SCRATCHES AND BRUISE.

I TOOK THE ROAD LESS TAKEN
THE GREATEST DEAL - " I WAS MISTAKEN ".
I GOT CUT THROUGH THE THORNS
......IF I HAD TAKEN THE ROAD THROUGH THE BARNS. (THE ROAD MORE TRAVELED)

I BUMPED THROUGH THE PEBBLES
BUT FORTUNATELY I KNEW HOW TO JUMP.
I FELL INTO THE DITCHES
BUT THANKFULLY LEARNED HOW TO GET UP.
I WAS STOPPED AT THE ROAD BLOCKS
BUT GALLATLY LEARNED HOW TO CROSS OBSTACLES.

FINALLY I REACHED THE END OF ROAD
THIS IS MY LIFE WHICH I DECIPHERED MY OWN CODE.
I HAD NO TIME TO LOOK BACK AT MY LIFE
WHICH PERHAPS COULD HAVE BEEN.......... (NO USE TALKING ABOUT PAST)
( ANYWAY NO REGRETS........)

NEW AGE DANCE

DRINK UP A PEG
SHANK UP A LEG.
MOVE ON YOUR HIP
SING WITH CLOSED LIP.

UP AND DOWN GOES YOUR HAND
FREE TO MOVE WHEREVER YOU LIKE.
IN BETWEEN TURN AROUND
WHEN ALL SEE YOU AND SURROUND.

DANCE LIKE A DOGS TAIL
ALG WITH POLES AND RAILS.
BEAT UP YOUR HEART & CHEST
THEN YOUR HANDS & VEST.

PULL SOME IMAGINARY ROPE
IF NOT YOU DON'T HAVE ANY SCOPE.
WEAR ANY TORN PANT & TOP
AND DO SOME KARATE CHOP.

LIFT UP SOME IMAGINARY STUFF
PUSH AND SHIFT SOME WALLS.
TRY SOME IMAGINARY KICKING
MOVE LIKE SOMEONE IS TICKLING.

SWING FOR EVERY TUNES
BUT MIND YOUR JOINT AND BONES.
CREATE YOUR OWN MOVES
JUST DANCE AND GROOVE.

IMAGINATION IS THE LATEST TREND
LIKE A MONKEY JUMP,SHAKE AND BEND.

CRUEL

CRUEL IS THE WORD, I LIKE THE MOST
LIKE BURNING ONE'S HAND INSIDE TOAST.
I LIKE TO SEE BLOOD STAINS
UNFORTUNATELY WASHES OUT IN RAINS.

I LOVE TO SEE PEOPLE DIE
AND FEEL PITY ON RETARDS WHO CRY. (COZ WHY TO CRY... GONE MEANS GONE)
PEOPLE COMMIT MANY CRIMES
LIKE THIS POEM WITH RHYME.

I HAVE LIVED IN DARK AGES
WORKING FOR HOURS WITHOUT WAGES.
MY HEART IS NOW BLACK
GOOD MEMORIES PUT ASIDE IN A SACK.

I HAVE BECOME CRUEL AND BAD
LIKE A PSYCHO, INNOCENT YET MAD.
I MAY BE A MAN WITHOUT SOUL
BUT NEED TO PROCEED TOWARDS MY GOAL.

I HAVE SEEN EVERY DARK SIDE
NOW ALL I NEED IS A NEW LIFE WITH A GUIDE.

BATHROOM

MY BATHROOM HAS 2 TUBS
IN WHICH THERE ARE 2 MUGS.
THERE IS A BIG BUCKET
IN WHICH LIVES A CRICKET.
THERE IS ALSO A SHOWER
THAT STANDS TALL LIKE A TOWER.
IT ALSO HAS 2 TAPS
FOR CLEANING THE LAPS.
IT HAS A MIRROR
TO SEE THE ERROR
NOT THE TERROR.
IT HAS 2 STOOLS
FIXED WITH TOOLS.